twodots
Purveyor of Real Avante Garde Anti-Humor Bullshit
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Let’s be honest yall. At this point being queerbaited by Marvel is a choice.
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Nothing has made me feel sadder for the state of the American public school system than a video of a malfunctioning, fast twirling carnival ride and dozens of comments under it of people wondering why the engineers didn’t install a button that would allow it to come to an immediate stop
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July 5th, 2021: A TERF-run historical girlboss account mysteriously fails to mention the French Resistance killed Violette Morris because they were a fucking Nazi.
She’s just a girlboss who picked the wrong side
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Congratulations to the US for now having one less odious lying politican named Donald. Maybe not our first choice, but certainly our second.
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As a kid, I was not a picky eater. There were just two foods I would not eat: olives and any form of jelly or jam. As an adult, I still won’t eat olives, but I am fine with all forms of jam now except for grape. I’m actually a really adventurous eater and will usually try just about anything, which is how I recently came to the realization that somehow, at 31 years of age, I’ve eaten rattlesnake, squirrel and snails but I’ve never actually eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
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My five year old nephew has covid. Get vaxxed and stay masked.
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Holy shit Marlee Matlin looks INCREDIBLE!
I want to buy this dress just to walk up and down grand staircases in
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🤮This was posted on Parler. How can we ever integrate Qanon MAGAts back into mainstream society when millions of them are this far gone.
This is what, the eleventh time qanon claimed to have just secretly executed Hillary?
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woke up mad. there is a grieving family asking you to not disseminate a video of their child’s death by police and in the name of “activism” (which is just distributing trauma porn and yelling over poc) you white people are directly disobeying that desire. your love and care for the oppressed should ALWAYS take precedent over your hate for the oppressor. do not use the loss of a life of a child to prop up your own moral ego or put “ACAB” in your insta bio if you don’t care about mourning victims and supporting the communities affected first.
The other day on Twitter I saw someone post an image of lynched black men with like a glib comment. I haven’t been able to get it out of my head. They used it like it held all of the significance of a reaction gif.
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its actually funnier if the tramp stamps aren’t industry plants and this is all genuinely just…how they are
